Estonian Eggnog And Other Bizarre Holiday Sex Acts

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:43:19 The Early Thanksgiving Has Messed Up My Holiday Merriment 05:57:02 Mom And I Learn New Holiday Terms 17:57:10 Boogie2988 Continues His Downward Spiral / Gets Yelled At And Humiliated 26:45:21 Christians See Lights In The Sky And Freak Out 29:59:12 Support DV! 31:51:21 Handwritten License Plate Shockingly Attached To […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, November 29th,
0:03.0	2023, coming up on the program today,
0:05.0	my mom learns what a steamy Santa is,
0:08.0	plus an aggressive chicken man high on mushrooms,
0:12.0	and behold, the light of Jehovah shining down on this
0:15.6	Holy Toyota dealership.
0:17.6	All this, push your voicemails today! Oh, I'm not. You better wish me a Merry Christmas.
0:38.0	Don't wish me happy holidays if you do I'll beat you black and blue merry Christmas to you.
0:47.0	I don't want to hear no season's greetings and any of our business meetings if you do
0:57.9	I put my fist in your face Merry Christmas to you because Jesus is the reason for the season
1:09.0	and when you're decorating along those Mary wass, the next person who wishes me, happy
1:18.6	holidays is gonna get decked along with those Mary Har.
1:25.0	Makes the Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson.
1:30.0	I'm a sucker for all of people's pain.
1:32.0	Is Miss Vagina thinking about Mr. Peanuts?
1:35.0	Stuck my fucking asshole.
1:37.0	That's it.
1:38.0	Stuck the fucking shitbox.
1:40.0	The guy, he's in the dirty underwear or something.
1:42.0	I don't know. He's sniff-free.
1:44.0	Yes, Tim Benson back here with you for your Wednesday episode of TV as we inch ever closer to Christmas. I mean I know technically we're still in
1:55.6	November which is kind of fucked up right? Usually Thanksgiving happens and then
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