Beach Bating Babes Gone Wild!

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:51:08 Santa’s Sex Practices Might Be Problematic 06:00:15 Santa Is A Power Bottom 06:57:21 Santa Likes Gay BJ’s 08:30:04 Santa Bangs His Female Elves 10:10:09 No Meade Skelton Weigh Ins In Over Two Weeks! 14:13:14 A Brain-To-Brain Date At The Olive Garden 18:03:10 A Semi-Deaf Conspiracy Theorist? 21:59:01 Beach Bating […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, December 4th,
0:02.8	2023 coming up on the program today,
0:05.1	the many sexual sides of Santa.
0:07.4	Plus, a possibly deaf guy freaks out over chem trails,
0:10.8	going on a brain-to-brain date at Olive Garden, and a forbidden love, or more appropriately,
0:16.5	a dude fucks a corpse inside the morgue refrigerator.
0:19.4	Distorted View Daily proudly presents a message to Santa Claus.
0:29.0	Hit me.
0:32.0	I don't want you to hit on me with some stupid cheesy pickup line. I want you to hit me.
0:40.8	I want for you to use your hands and punch me until I can't feel it anymore.
0:49.0	Let my skin turn purple as you use your stinky big hairy meaty hands and put them around
1:15.0	What up? them around me. I want to feel like I I want to be like.
1:17.0	I want to be hurt.
1:24.0	Spank me.
1:27.0	Sank me, Sank me,
1:30.0	Sank me, Santa I've been a naughty girl. It's the Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson.
1:38.0	She is a fat cunt.
1:40.0	Rake my boy pussy.
1:41.0	Rape my boy pussy.
1:42.0	Rape my boy pussy! My boy pussy!
1:43.0	I'm gonna lose my mind today!
1:45.0	And I love the apsees of seaman in my mouth.
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