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Welcome to the Omnibus Sports Radio Talk Show.

Hey there Ken, how's it going?

Hey, good. We're going to take some calls.

But first up, what did you think about the Mariners performance against the Yankees

in the matinee yesterday, John?

Well, I'll tell you, you know, they had a late finish.

They seemed like they were going to get

back into the game but then at the final final accounting they couldn't they

couldn't convert is this why you are not a play-by-play announcer?

I have no idea what any of those words are.

I mean, you know, I know that they talk real fast and they do a lot of yelling,

but I've never listened to sports radio.

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