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The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is not how God would communicate to our world.
0:04.0	He communicates through faith and prayer,
0:08.0	not swearing and sex.
0:11.0	Whoever publishes this podcast is a false profit and an absolute liar.
0:22.0	Welcome to the God Show. I'm your host God and I'm here with my son Jesus Christ.
0:27.7	How's it going Jesus?
0:28.7	Hello Father, I'm doing well. How are you doing?
0:31.5	Doing good. I'm working real hard on the podcast, Jesus.
0:35.0	You are. I'm very excited for the future of this show.
0:38.0	Yeah, I'm learning so many things. Like, did you know that you're supposed to ask your listeners to rate and review your show?
0:45.0	Uh, I knew that.
0:47.0	You did? Why didn't you tell me, damn it?
0:49.0	I've tried telling you that. You never listened to me.
0:52.0	I don't listen, no. I'm pretty ignorant I admit it I've made a lot of
0:56.8	mistakes but you know before we get started yada yada yada long stories short just
1:02.1	want to ask everyone listening. If you enjoy listening to the God show, please make sure to subscribe.
1:09.0	Also if you truly enjoy this show, maybe give us five stars.
1:13.8	A rating on Apple Podcast or whatever
1:16.8	podcasting service you're using to listen to this right now.
1:21.4	You know, and if you're really feeling jiggy with it you know you take the time to give us a nice review you know write it out and
1:30.5	just gush over how awesome this show is because damn it we need your help
1:35.1	Yeah, only kind of reviews I get are from really really angry people triggered Trump supporters did you you know that, Jesus?
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