God Smites Anti-Mask Morons

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 11 July 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's that Jesus? You have a Joker impersonation? I'm recording. I'm rolling.
0:04.3	I think you kind of sound like the Joker. You remind me of that moment where he goes,
0:08.1	Let's put a smile on that face. Let's put a smile on that face.
0:10.3	Let's put a smile on that face.
0:13.0	Ha ha ha!
0:14.0	Yeah, I guess sometimes, you know, I can sound kind of villainy.
0:18.0	I'm not a villain though.
0:19.0	I'm a good dude.
0:20.0	Yeah, you're the opposite of Joker, as am I.
0:22.0	I do like the way he dance though. Yeah, you're the opposite of Joker. As am I.
0:22.7	I do like the way he dance though.
0:24.6	I like, I feel that that stair scene is just,
0:28.5	it's mmm-m-hmm.
0:30.0	Like that's how I feel today,
0:32.1	having seen that Supreme Court has forced Trump to release his taxes to the New York
0:39.4	Prosecutors and he is losing his mind.
0:43.0	Oh, I love it. I saw his tweets.
0:46.0	And I'm just dancing down those stairs like,
0:48.0	da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Hey, hey, he! Hey! But I'm not going to do any of the other villainy stuff that the Joker does.
1:05.0	Today we have a pack show. This is your bonus episode for and it goes out to the entire world. We also have another hour long show
1:15.0	that we do on Patreon.com slash the God show right Jesus? That's right every week
1:19.9	an hour of extra show. So I'm just gonna to do an outline right now of what we're going to discuss today.
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