South Park Writer Toby Morton

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the God Show. I'm your host of hosts, the good Lord with the most
0:08.0	Almighty God. Thank you for joining us as we try to return order to the multiverse.
0:13.6	If you enjoy the God show, please make sure to give the show five stars
0:17.8	or write a nice review.
0:19.6	If you don't enjoy this show, don't rate it,
0:22.4	and don't write a review.
0:23.8	And also, fuck you.
0:25.0	Let's see, I'll do an outline of the show here.
0:27.2	So just so you know, this is our free bonus episode,
0:31.0	and we're gonna talk for about 30 to 40 minutes and everybody gets to enjoy that.
0:36.0	And there's another hour we do on Patreon.
0:39.0	Become a patron, because we need your help.
0:42.0	We're not getting any sponsors here for some reason. They say it's blasphemy.
0:45.7	Heh, it's amazing what I have to put up with. As God, as you might have noticed already, faithful
0:52.1	listener, Jesus is not here. as you might have noticed already faithful listener
0:53.0	Jesus is not here
0:55.0	yeah yeah can you believe that Jesus asked for the week off
0:59.3	these kids today so damn lazy
1:02.0	but uh you know that's fine I think he wanted to go down to earth.
1:06.2	You know we'll hear all about it next week. He'll be back. We love you Jesus. We miss you. In his place week, I have a wonderful guest with me here today. His name is Toby
1:17.7	Morton. Say hi, Toby. Hello, my lord.
1:20.5	Toby Morton is a human being.
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