The Present Hunter
Secret Mum Club with Sophiena
Audio Always
4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2025
⏱️ 25 minutes
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A listener shares a cautionary tale about snooping for presents, and why it pays to be very specific when asking for gifts. One mum’s heartfelt update after two years has Soph and Emma reflecting on their own postpartum days, and the ladies debate whether moving schools for just one year is really worth it.
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| 0:00.0 | Sorry, Emma's just sniffing her armpit. |
| 0:02.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:02.8 | Because people can smell her. |
| 0:04.2 | So now you're going to be the smelly person on the train. Yeah. Yeah. But at least I'm going back on a quiet train, not a packed one. Yes. Still stinking, though. Hello, this is Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina. And I'm Emma. And welcome to your Thursday's episode. where we get to squeeze in all the extra bits and bobs from the week. |
| 0:23.2 | Squeeze your bits, your cheeky one. All of your comments, sorts, questions and fun stories. To keep you going through the weekend. And that is a belch in your face. Hope you enjoyed that. Hope that was really on an earphone. Wow. Sorry, I just scoffed a cookie and down some water and I really had a lot of her. |
| 0:37.9 | And sniffed her armpit. And sniffed my pants. Because if you haven't listened back to the other episodes, Emma has her first commute in today and she couldn't handle smelly people. I was saying some people on the train just didn't smell the freshest. But on the way back, that's going to be me because my pits are sweat. Yes. Yes, what on. |
| 0:53.6 | Okay. |
| 0:54.1 | But anyhow, uh, better out than in. |
| 0:55.8 | Shall we jump on in? |
| 0:56.9 | Shall we? back that's going to be me because my pits are sweat-haired. She's sweat on. Okay. But anyhow, uh, better out than in. |
| 0:55.9 | Shall we jump on in? |
| 0:56.9 | Shall we? |
| 1:01.5 | It's time for another. |
| 1:04.7 | Correspondence culinary! |
| 1:09.9 | Ruby Wax |
| 1:11.5 | Dung Dung Dund Dund Duran |
| 1:14.2 | Lisa Riley |
| 1:16.0 | Emma Jones |
| 1:18.7 | Would you go on the jungle |
| 1:20.5 | I'm really sad |
| 1:23.1 | I think if you got offered it |
| 1:24.8 | You'd have to because it's just such an amazing opportunity |
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