The Pre-Nuptial Pop Quiz

DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT

Davi Crimmins

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

We're back in the ScapeGOAT studio with our newly engaged friend, Kyro. He finally finishes his proposal story - with MORE tangents! Do we need a mercury in retrograde bunker? Who do we call the NEW "big show"? Do ducks even deserve name-brand? Secret bank accounts, the alleged nasty women who have them, and other fun secrets to keep from your partner. They also discuss the marital traditions that need to go, guys being "giddy", Davi's marriage advice, and how, in some cases, the grass actually is greener on the other side. It's time for the official 'Pre-Nuptial FAQ's' - like 'What movie is your relationship model?' Kids? Moving? Bills? Changing names? Should the old dude from UP remarry? And other Pixar sequels nobody wants... You want the bits that are missing from this interview, like Kyro's fun game? Get access to exclusive episodes in the palm of your hand! SEARCH and SUBSCRIBE to : "Davi The ScapeGOAT PLUS" on the platform you listen to your favorite podcasts! Got questions? Ask the G.O.A.T.! Hit up https://www.davicrimmins.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Recently on Davi the scapegoat.
0:07.0	What is your zodiac side?
0:10.0	I'm a tourist.
0:12.0	Okay, you have no room to complain and you have no room to
0:16.5	complain because I don't want to hear any more about tourists time I tell them they go, I knew it.
0:24.0	I knew it.
0:25.0	Yeah.
0:26.0	Because I'm a Libra.
0:28.0	And everybody else gets...
0:29.0	I don't know what that means. Everybody else gets these cool animals or oh, I a crab I'm a fish I'm a bull I'm a lion and I'm a
0:38.5	scale I'm a scale what I'm an inanimate object what I'm an inanimate object.
0:44.0	What? I'm not even a thing.
0:46.0	You're not real.
0:47.0	Like they ran out of animals?
0:49.0	Those three stars, that's a toaster. You're a toaster. You're a toaster. I get the astrology stuff a little bit once I get past that I am a toaster in the sky.
1:08.8	Once I get past that, I kind of get it because there is nothing that is more fun than when you just read through
1:16.2	and it's like this is why you relate to that dentist appointment.
1:19.8	Because your Saturn is in apostrophe. And you're like, oh. your Mercury is coming up in retrograde and I'm like fucking not and I'm just I'm just I get the notification I'm in you know I'm shopping at the
1:37.2	grocery store and I'm like oh okay okay yep you know, I got a plan for this.
1:43.1	Yeah, and it, no planning at all.
1:46.2	Like, it just gives me this sense of it, like,
1:48.8	that there's something important going on in my life
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