The Pork Report 9: Skate or Die
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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FULL EPISODES @https://www.patreon.com/beachcops The dudes are back and it's guns a blazing! First they talk about fluoride french fries. Then it's airplane disasters. After that they jump into tick bites that result in a pickle of predicament. Then it's softball talk, Tony Hawk and Jesse Ventura joins the show. Come one, come all, it's The Pork Report.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to be. Blake Shelton. |
| 0:23.0 | Heelton. |
| 0:24.0 | He would such with the |
| 0:28.0 | The chick from no doubt. |
| 0:30.0 | And it's having sex here. |
| 0:32.0 | Welcome back ladies and gentlemen we are ready to party. We are ready to |
| 0:38.8 | party. Oh we're ready for the porkin. Who's ready for your slop everybody? |
| 0:44.1 | Hey, how is your New Year's? |
| 0:46.0 | It was terrible. |
| 0:48.3 | I got allergic numinitis. |
| 0:57.8 | And it was for what you said that you got it once before because what it's like pneumonia caused by allergies? It's pneumonia caused by allergies, yeah. |
| 1:03.8 | And you've had it one other time. |
| 1:05.1 | I had it one other time when I lived in a shitty apartment with rats in the walls. |
| 1:09.2 | But that wasn't the big thing. |
| 1:10.6 | You said that you think you may have got it because there |
| 1:15.8 | because you left the only window was out in a yard that had dog shit that was for. |
| 1:20.8 | Our landlords put their dog pen against our apartment and made the |
| 1:27.9 | window that we had for our bedroom be open into that dog pen. So you think that... So they wouldn't change, they |
| 1:35.8 | wouldn't clean it out either. So there's piles of dog shit. That's what the |
| 1:39.2 | rats were eating. So do you think that... So you think dog shit air got in your line? |
| 1:45.0 | Yeah, I normally fly dog shit air, but this time, |
| 1:49.0 | get it to my one of the most popular airlines out there, |
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