The Pork Report 8: No Alarmo
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2024
⏱️ 133 minutes
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SPECIAL FREE EPISODE! MORE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops We're back in the old studio while Aaron and ATC close for the holidays. And honestly, it's great to be back! We quickly stumble into chimpanzee nut smugglers. Then we visit the worst person on YouTube. After that, it's a deep dive into the history of truck nuts. Then we reach our magnum opus, an invention that might change the world for the better...it's the ultimate car alarm for the homophobic car thief. Strap in, hunker down and let your mind go limp cause The Pork Report has got the wheel. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | There we go. |
| 0:02.0 | Shit-load of people here. Oh, right? All right. |
| 0:25.0 | Welcome to the pork report finally. |
| 0:27.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, we haven't recorded in the old studio for a long time. |
| 0:31.0 | Yep. |
| 0:32.0 | So we're a little rusty but rest assured |
| 0:35.5 | at C studios is closed for the holidays let's just focus on the show. |
| 0:43.0 | Okay, let's get started. |
| 0:46.0 | ABC Studios close right now, so we're back recording one of these episodes in the old studio. |
| 0:51.0 | Now you were telling me, O'NeillNeil that you had a white elephant Christmas. |
| 0:55.2 | Yes and I also told you not a fan of it. |
| 0:58.2 | How come? I don't like the stealing. I think you get what get what you get you pick the present |
| 1:04.4 | because then you get the thing where they go it someone's like oh like that I'll |
| 1:07.8 | I'll take that for myself though you go pick another one fuck that I don't like that |
| 1:11.7 | it's nasty. |
| 1:13.4 | It's called Nasty Christmas. |
| 1:15.1 | It's called Dirty Nasty Christmas. |
| 1:18.1 | It's called Prostitution Christmas. |
| 1:20.5 | So what did you get? |
| 1:21.8 | I got a collection of hot sauces. Uh-huh. From all over, made in the USA. |
| 1:29.0 | Vary degrees of temperature on them all. |
| 1:35.0 | Yeah. |
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