The Pork Report 10: Seafood Tower Anxiety
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode of the Pork Report we have more of the sloppiest news you can use! 10 foot aliens, Oprah has a body double, and we start multiple amazing screenplay ideas. O’Neill races to finish a seafood tower in a mere hour and half. Then he plans a seafood based crowd work only comedy special. One of Aaron’s family members wins a car. And he never gets to see it. There’s some serious fondue talk. Then the boys do a deep dive on the great TruckNuts war and can’t get enough of the business buffoonery. It’s a great one!
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, buddy, we're back. And we're feeling good. And we're feeling good. |
| 0:10.0 | Does that sound weird to you guys? |
| 0:13.0 | We're talking about Bob Seeger. |
| 0:15.0 | It says a little odd. |
| 0:18.0 | What do you do? |
| 0:19.0 | Let's just get into the fucking show. |
| 0:21.0 | We're talking about John Little's hatred of Bob Seger. Yeah, we were doing a great Bob |
| 0:26.2 | Seger parody. Yeah, we were. He's always like, this fucking guy, he's living in the past, O'Deal. Just flush that old turn down the pipe. |
| 0:35.0 | Or stand up, turn around and wipe. |
| 0:39.0 | You gotta make sure you wipe your own hole. |
| 0:45.0 | That's the old time of a duty hole. |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah, he hates Bob Seeger. He hates him. Why does he hate him again? Because he's like, this guy's stuck in the past. Oh, he talks back at high school. |
| 1:00.0 | It's this guy. What's this guy? |
| 1:02.0 | Who's doing? Yeah, he hates that. He's this guy? Just in my own high school shit. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah, he hates it. |
| 1:04.0 | He's like, talk about more recent shit. |
| 1:06.0 | He would love it if he's saying about flushing shit on the pipe. |
| 1:09.0 | Dude, have you, okay, we got to jump right into this. |
| 1:14.2 | Have you seen this, uh, speaking of guys |
| 1:16.1 | flushing stuff down the pipe, Chuck Berry was also obsessed with high school. |
| 1:19.6 | Yeah, it is true. |
| 1:20.6 | Except in a different way, he wasn't thinking about it. He was just frequenting the place. |
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