The Pork Report 21: Black Attack
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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https://www.factor75.com/ USE CODE: Beachcops50 and get 50% off. Mike Black joins the dudes for a wild ride. They debate everything from dildo length, bigfoot, gay strip clubs, 80's movies, The Duke Boys vs. Magnum P.I. and so much more. We also may have finally solved the mystery of Aaron's 5 AM porkers. It's an explosive episode with far-reaching ramifications.
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| 0:21.4 | slash Beach Copp's 50're going to get 50% off. Oh yeah. |
| 0:27.0 | It's time for some pig. |
| 0:30.0 | Yha. Uh, welcome Mr. Michael Ian Black. |
| 0:39.0 | Totally different dude. |
| 0:40.0 | Totally different dude. Dude. that it's the all things comedy studio and they knew that comedians would be using |
| 0:57.3 | this restroom so there's every type of disinfectant yeah Yes. Yeah. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:04.0 | There's even AZ-T in there. |
| 1:07.0 | Like do you have any, you know, you spread AIDS in our toilet. |
| 1:11.0 | Yeah, whatever. |
| 1:12.0 | I put prep on my butt hole before I sit down on the toilet. |
| 1:14.5 | Yeah, there's the pre-preperation age. There's an adrenaline shot in there just whatever you might need |
| 1:20.3 | as a comedian in the restroom. I think they need a little music playing because it reverberates throughout the entire place because it's all concrete and it's all drywall. |
| 1:30.1 | Throughout this entire place there's no car. Are you scared of the big old farts that you rip right before you do it. |
| 1:36.0 | No, but I piss like a fucking I have that girthy |
| 1:39.9 | urethra so it's loud but you should be proud of that. I know I'm ashamed of it. You know what? |
| 1:46.4 | You ever meet a guy with a huge dog who's like I don't want to show you guys. |
| 1:49.6 | Yeah, I did. There was a guy. You're like, do it show us. Show us. When I was in high school there was a guy you show us show us when I was in high school there was a guy who complained about having close to 13 inch weener |
| 1:58.0 | here's the only reason I believe him is because later on because Because you sucked it and you're like, this is... |
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