The Pork Report 20: P.T. Barnum
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2024
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
I hope you're ready to learn about male lactation cause that's our opener. Even Nate Diaz stops by to discuss it with us. Then we hop right into some Tony Robbins talk. After that, it's more corporate murders. Then Andrew talks about one of the stupidest people that ever lived. After that, Andy's neighbor tries to bang him or does she? You be the judge. Then O'Neill makes up his own demon to pray to for good luck. Also, Aaron sends us an alarming text, so tighten your suspenders cause we're on the highway to the danger zone.
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| 0:00.0 | Just now. |
| 0:07.0 | Nobody is. |
| 0:09.0 | Nobody is. |
| 0:10.0 | We take a five minute break and everyone leaves. |
| 0:14.0 | Oh well, we got to do what we got to do. |
| 0:17.0 | I told them. |
| 0:19.0 | Brian O'Neill will be on the road with Ari Schaffir at some point. |
| 0:23.6 | And by the time this episode comes out, I may be back. |
| 0:27.0 | No, March 21st, kicking it off at the rally improv through win |
| 0:33.4 | uh through April who knows I might go to the end I might stop two weeks in I don't know |
| 0:40.8 | I have my child swimmy tucked in between my lumbar you |
| 0:44.8 | definitely do all right people are joining all right here we go switch from top |
| 0:49.2 | chat to live chat you'll see more chats it'll make it look like there's more chats going on. |
| 0:55.5 | There are more chats going on. Hey everybody my name is Andrew DeWitt. If you like webcomics |
| 1:00.9 | check out tarnation Lucille on tapas dot i.O our comic fury dot com and |
| 1:07.2 | look for tarnation lusille where you can check it out on my Twitter and |
| 1:10.4 | Instagram and threads at the idiot and be sure to see Ryan O'Neill on tour. |
| 1:15.6 | I'm reading it right now. Whoa! |
| 1:17.6 | Charation Lucille, what are you up to? |
| 1:20.4 | Do we find out? |
| 1:21.6 | Do we need to do an ad read or anything? |
| 1:25.0 | No. Okay. |
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