The Pork Report 22: AI Whole Foods

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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🗓️ 15 April 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

O’Neill is back from the road with stories about drinking 184 beers , destroying toilets and being kicked out of museums. Andrew finds out a shocking revelation about his local robotic Whole Foods. Ryan burns off his eyebrows doing a fire walk and Andy explains to him how wires are not fake. Then Aaron and Ryan team up against Andy in their support of the “Truck Pee Monkey” . And Aaron has a hoverboard door to door salesman show up.

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0:00.0	Good morning everybody. Welcome back.
0:07.0	Welcome back.
0:12.0	Oh that sounds like shit. Welcome back.
0:13.0	Oh, that sounds like shit.
0:15.0	That's old school.
0:17.0	That's some old school shit right there.
0:20.0	Oh yeah, baby, how you doing?
0:22.0	O'Neill. Oh man, I just get back from the road this guy is uh
0:26.3	fucked dry and hung up wet. I'm so fucking done three weeks here Here's our regimen.
0:34.0	We, 24 hours, we drink a 24 pack of beer every 24.
0:38.0	Is that true?
0:39.0	Did you really do that?
0:40.0	Dude, what happened to your fucking intestines doing?
0:43.4	Dude, I'm so cashed out, it's unbelievable.
0:46.7	Why can't you just go on the road and do your job?
0:50.4	Why do you have to drink 24 beers a beer an hour?
0:54.0	Because I want to ask you this.
0:55.0	Before you say that, what happened?
0:57.0	Did you eat like Kings?
0:58.0	Dude, we ate like fucking kings.
1:00.0	We went to Walmo Goldfish.
1:02.0	We went to Walnut? Goldfish.
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