The Pork Report 17: Black Hole Safari
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2024
⏱️ 62 minutes
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On this episode of The Pork Report, Andy’s aunt accidentally posts an AI picture of a vagina in space on her Facebook page believing it to be a telescope photo of a black hole, his porno friend tries to drive him to Mexico to get wiener stem cells and Aaron’s neighbor starts an indoor dog gymnasium. Then Ryan blows the lid off the gay lion story and they write a strongly worded letter to the official who accused gay people of corrupting the lions. Also, Andy tries to get O’Neill to listen to his new pitch for the novel “Dolores”.
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| 0:29.4 | Smell that pork. |
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| 0:33.8 | You can smell it from the... |
| 0:36.3 | I can smell when the pork is cooking. |
| 0:40.3 | All right, so right before I cut you off you |
| 0:43.0 | You were driving down to Mexico with your ports are buddy to get no he stem shells |
| 0:47.8 | He invited me injected into your penis to go to Mexico with him he was having an all expense paid we know he |
| 0:55.5 | all stem cell expense paid he was having an argument with his ex roommate the one who |
| 1:01.5 | used to have to film him jacking off into a camera. |
| 1:04.4 | Okay yeah the guy who had the sweet job. |
| 1:07.8 | His ex-roomate claims to have a 12-inch penis. |
| 1:11.1 | This guy's a porn story is a 9 and a half inch penis. |
| 1:13.4 | And did the poor did he ever see the roommate's 12 inch penis? |
| 1:17.4 | Never saw it called bullshit on it in a text chain that I was attached to these guys are fighting about the size of the dicks in the |
| 1:24.5 | and you would have a guy with a 12 inch dick you could see it through the |
| 1:28.0 | through the he said believe me I have a Viking penis it's 12 inches long |
| 1:32.3 | why would unlike anything you've ever seen a Viking penis it's 12 inches long. |
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