The Pork Report 18: Spinal Poverty

Slop Quest

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🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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FULL EP@https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Andy has spinal poverty and needs to go to physical therapy. Aaron comes back from The Big Easy with some wild stories. O’Neill scares Aaron and Andy about jury duty. Andy repitches Mommy Milkers for serious feedback and Aaron thinks it’s actually pretty good. Ryan makes fun of Andy for needing to watch the Hulk episode of Mr Roger’s then he insists that women are dirtier than dudes. Then O’Neill tells ghost stories that infuriate Andy. Then O’Neill raps about Andy’s spiders of light with Aaron doing the backing vocal track.

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0:00.0	No, it's here to errands in the booth. Doing things.
0:05.0	Whoa, everybody.
0:08.0	Whoa!
0:09.0	Was that an abbreviated song? Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep He took the wind right out of my sails. The momentum was building.
0:23.5	Dude, you've got spinal.
0:25.3	What is it?
0:26.0	What did I say?
0:27.0	Spinal?
0:28.0	Spinal poverty?
0:28.7	Yeah, you're spinal poverty.
0:30.0	You're spinal poverty?
0:32.4	You gonna get out of jury duty with that?
0:34.0	I hope so, man.
0:35.4	And how we...
0:36.5	You're getting obsessed with these dude, you're getting upset with these dude,
0:40.3	you're getting upset something
0:40.9	I'm taking out, I'm taking away from it.
0:42.4	All right, all right, last one. I'm going to take you out. I'm taking you out.
0:43.0	I'm taking them away.
0:44.0	Last one. Last one. Last one.
0:46.0	Half the time I'm talking to you like this.
0:48.0	Scroll through.
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