The Pork Report 16: Diddy's Wonka Garden
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2024
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode of the pork report, Ryan and Andrew discuss New breaking news about P. Diddy. Then they find out that a lot of boomer musicians were real creepers . Andy finds a Scottish AI Wonka themed immersive experience that is truly dog Dookie. Finally Aaron has a softball update that will hit you right in the chest.
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| 0:00.0 | There we go |
| 0:06.1 | go. Welcome to the pork report everybody. My name is Ryan O'Neill. |
| 0:13.5 | And I'm Andrew DeWitt. |
| 0:14.7 | Hey guys! |
| 0:16.7 | Hey dudes! |
| 0:17.7 | I can ski so good, my bag feels fine. |
| 0:21.1 | Oh, man, all those things aren't correct anymore. My weir points straight. I did go skiing though for the first time since the knee injury. |
| 0:28.0 | How did it go? It went fantastic until I got horribly ill and now my back I have Phantom Back syndrome to from you and you also |
| 0:36.8 | dropped your glasses in the toilet is I didn't drop him in the toilet toilet I dropped him next to the toilet I had another situation where I almost passed out and fell |
| 0:44.1 | on the toilet. Cleanest place in a hotel room is next to the toilet. Keep in mind |
| 0:48.2 | this is a motel six. That's why you got so sick, dude. Motel's sick. |
| 0:54.0 | The easy eight was fully occupied. |
| 0:57.0 | Heyo! |
| 0:59.0 | Now, how many quarters did the bed take to start moving? |
| 1:02.0 | It's going up to like $2.75. Oh my God |
| 1:07.2 | inflation is killing the shaking bed industry. Dude I brought a chair into the bathroom because I almost passed out when I was getting ready |
| 1:18.0 | to puke and so I sat in the chair and puke which is the move. If you're going to puke from now on bring a chair into the bathroom make it nice |
| 1:26.7 | yeah it pleasant for yourself yeah so my glasses as I'm leaning over, I'm like, |
| 1:33.0 | if something happens, my glass are going to this toilet, |
| 1:36.0 | and then I don't remember where I put them, |
| 1:37.0 | and evidently I put them right at the base of the toilet. |
| 1:40.0 | Right, yeah, that's also lens down. |
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