The Pork Report 13: Hog Wild

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops DeWitt and O’Neill are back in the studio with some more slop! Andy has a lot of female friends who think they can sell feet pics, Ryan pulls a gun on Ranaziz, and Andy remembers the most insane swashbuckling movie of all time, Zorro The Gay Blade. O‘Neill‘s mom gets scammed and makes $20 bucks. Andy gets stoner scammed and loses $40. Then they talk scrap metal and an amazing horror movie premise!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Someone, oh, you know what time it is.
0:09.0	Someone, someone saying call on the dogs.
0:11.0	Oh, okay.
0:13.0	All right.
0:14.0	The dogs are called on.
0:15.0	Well, we'll take it.
0:16.0	Let's get hog wild.
0:17.0	Everybody's suey!
0:19.0	The hogboys are back.
0:22.0	Bacony boys back in town.
0:24.0	We're rolling in our own slop and we're loving it.
0:27.0	Mm-mm-mm good.
0:28.0	That's what I say about slop and big balls.
0:31.0	Let's kick things off. Okay, let's kick it off. Do you want me to
0:34.3	kick it off with that thing I was about to tell you? Yes.
0:36.5	Kick it off. Multiple women who I am friends with are alleging.
0:48.0	that you have asked me. Have asked me if I am, if they have feet that are good enough to be on only fans.
0:57.0	Wait, women are coming to you.
0:59.0	Yes.
1:00.0	Are you a foot connoisseur?
1:01.0	No.
1:02.0	Because I don't try, here's the thing, I don't trust foot fetish people. No. Because I don't trust, here's the thing I don't trust foot fetish people.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.