The Pork Report 12: Duke of Earl w/Big Earl Skakel

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🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Big Earl Skakel is finally back and it’s a wiiiiiiiiild ride. O’Neill talks about his documentary project with What Up Pete and Earl himself. Then we talk Vince McMahon doodie accusations, dramatic readings of sleazeball texts and for some reason Earl re-enacts funny scenes from the 1970’s sitcom “The White Shadow”. Then the boys roast his old toilet and it gives Earl a boner then they help him write some new jokes. Wow, it’s a tour de force episode!

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0:00.0	How long is this fucking song?
0:02.0	It's going to be at the eye doctor at 330.
0:06.0	The fuck?
0:08.0	There we go, there we go. Welcome to the pork report everybody.
0:18.0	You guys made it through the intro.
0:20.0	We're gonna have to trim that down a little bit.
0:22.0	Yeah, my bad, It went a little long.
0:24.0	Sorry.
0:25.0	Pork Report 12.
0:26.0	We got a special guest here.
0:27.0	What's your name, sir?
0:29.0	Philip Roth.
0:31.0	You can call me Slick.
0:32.0	Here we go. That's Tony Curtis character. Philip Roth. You can call me Slick.
0:32.6	Here we go.
0:33.6	That's Tony Curtis character in Vegas.
0:35.9	Oh, Tony Curtis.
0:37.8	All the kids are talking about Tony Curtis.
0:41.2	Michael, man, you know, I've seen thousands of episodes of Vegas. I had no idea Michael Mann created
0:47.2	that show until last night. Oh, so.
0:50.3	You have a production company that you what's called?
0:53.0	No, it's going to be in charge of the special Michael Mannhole.
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