The Pork Report 14: You'll Drink Your Teeth, No Sticky, No Crunchy
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, well hello there. I'm here to talk to you about factors, delicious, ready to eat meals that make eating better everyday easy. |
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| 0:19.0 | That code is BeachCops 50 and it's at Factor Meals.com slash Beach cops 50 |
| 0:25.0 | you're gonna get 50% off. |
| 0:27.0 | We're gonna have to accelerate this one because before I've been waiting at the |
| 0:31.8 | chat for so long. |
| 0:33.0 | You mean accelerate the theme song? |
| 0:37.0 | Oh wait, that was a short one. |
| 0:38.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:39.0 | Oh, that's... |
| 0:47.1 | That applause belongs to Aaron for getting this going. Evidently we're recording from four knocks. |
| 0:49.8 | You guys ready to do it? |
| 0:54.0 | O'Neill wouldn't let me talk at all. |
| 0:55.8 | I have to save everything for the podcast. |
| 0:57.8 | Because everything was a bit. |
| 0:58.8 | It's not a bit. |
| 0:59.8 | Dude you're talking about? |
| 1:03.3 | I gird myself today. |
| 1:06.5 | I gird myself today. |
| 1:07.5 | From what? |
| 1:10.4 | It's called Splash Black? |
| 1:12.0 | Splash Black? Splash Black. |
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