The Pork Report 11: Dark Tirades

Slop Quest

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🗓️ 29 January 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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FULL EPISODE HERE:https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Sooey! It’s the Pork Report and it’s time for your slop! Ryan tests everyone for psychopathy using this one weird trick. Then they talk AI girlfriends, a company that pays for doodies, and OF bikini farm work by O’Neill. Andy talks about the South Carolina Lizard Man and his grandma scaring him with Raw Head Bloody Bones. Then a Satanic cult raises its head in a beautiful neighborhood.

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0:00.0	Yeah, hey hey, welcome everybody to the pork report. Hey, stop porking around.
0:16.5	Hey, it's time for your slop everybody.
0:19.6	That sounds like toilet water.
0:23.6	Bowing in a woga.
0:28.6	Dude, before we start this show, I want to know.
0:33.2	Hold it love is.
0:34.2	Hold up here.
0:34.8	I want to know what love is.
0:40.9	And many more.
0:42.1	I want to hold it. I want to hold it. That's not how it goes. I want to know what love is. I want to hold it. Yeah. I want to know what love is.
0:53.4	That's an unrecognizable song.
0:55.4	That song is unrecognizable.
0:57.8	How does it go?
0:58.8	I want to know what love is. I want you to show me.
1:05.3	Oh, I want you to hold me.
1:08.4	That's what I keep thinking that there's olding involved.
1:12.4	I want to know what love is. I want to get. I want to hold it. Do that first part.
1:19.0	I want to know what love is I just need to get the toad man I didn't get the toe down get to the
1:29.5	second part of the song I want you to show me pretty good.
1:35.0	Pretty good.
1:37.0	First of all I need to know this before I even continue on.
1:41.0	Why what happened?
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