The Plunger from Target

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:00.0	It's the cinematic event of the year.
0:03.1	Critics say astonishing, tremendous, a triumph of savings.
0:07.3	Are you talking about death of a unicorn?
0:09.4	No, Sergei, is two-for-one cinema tickets from Compaise Market.
0:12.7	Oh.
0:13.5	But you can use this magnificent offer to see Death of a Unicorn only in cinemas.
0:18.7	Woo-hoo!
0:19.3	Get two-for-one cinema tickets every Tuesday or Wednesday with compares the market.
0:23.2	Simples.
0:24.1	When you take out qualifying product to compare the market.
0:26.3	One membership per year, participating cinemas, two standard tickets only cheap as free.
0:29.3	Teas and Cs apply.
0:30.3	Until.
0:31.4	Until.
0:32.3	October 19, 24th.
0:35.1	When my papa, Nana Joe's husband, approaches me when I'm visiting for a weekend.
0:39.1	No.
0:40.2	He says that we need to talk about the plunger.
0:42.7	No, we don't.
0:43.9	Nobody needs to talk about the plunger anymore.
0:46.5	I personally feel that I have lost money just sitting here listening about the plunger.
0:56.1	Welcome back to Petty Crimes,
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