Let Them Eat Kale

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Timmy and his friends are just squirreling around. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It would be funny if we were neighbors.
0:05.2	We maybe burn the world down.
0:11.9	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:19.2	What's good? What's new with you besides this hat, which I love.
0:23.7	Yeah, do I look like I'm a celebrity walking through the airport?
0:27.0	I love that you said that because that is an imaginative character that I have all the time when I'm
0:32.5	dressing for the airport.
0:34.4	You look like a writer.
0:35.8	You look like a fucking writer.
0:37.2	Damn. That makes sense because this do be my
0:39.6	work uniform cool i mean and then it do be working because we've been seeing your writing no
0:45.2	it like i love when someone dresses and the outfit like says something it doesn't need to say
0:50.3	the most but i like when it says something and I struggle when people dress and it
0:54.9	doesn't really say anything. But I get that that's not really how people, you know, that's not
1:00.0	a priority for some people. Some people it is. Some people it isn't. Totally. Griff, what's going on
1:04.7	with you? Nothing new in my life. And in fact, I'm going to swap out whatever updates I might have
1:09.5	offered with a petty addendum.
1:12.3	An addendum, yay.
1:14.0	And addendum.
1:14.7	How fun is it to say addendum?
1:16.2	Addendum.
1:17.7	Addendum.
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