A Holiday Cheesecake

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Sharing is caring. Happy Holidays Petty Criminals! Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I don't like this drama.
0:03.1	It's the holidays.
0:04.3	Fair.
0:04.9	Everybody should get along.
0:07.9	And I'm mad at you now, too.
0:10.1	I'm pissed at you that you're not agreeing with me about this.
0:13.1	Don't you want that?
0:14.0	Like, come on. Welcome back to Petty Crimes,
0:28.9	the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:35.2	Ooh, okay.
0:36.4	Are we Cynthia and Ari?
0:39.9	Wait, us dressing up as Glinda and Elphaboh would be a vibe, by the way.
0:43.4	That's pretty fun.
0:44.5	Welcome to our show, not the Wicked Movie.
0:47.2	Kira, how are you?
0:49.8	I'm so good, especially because in lieu of an update on my life.
0:57.5	Yeah, exactly.
0:58.6	I have an addendum to share.
1:00.2	Okay.
1:01.0	This is from the Crime Bimbo Summit.
1:03.3	Ooh, an update from that.
1:05.3	That was a fun episode.
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