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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

The Pit Stop

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Snow facial. Dirt tooth. Everything you wanna know about the unspoken rules of parenting. Originally aired, Wednesday, December 10, 2025. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's going on, podcast, pimps?

0:01.6

Dana here for the fine folks at standard heating and air conditioning

0:04.3

to ring in the holiday season. Yeah, the 12 days of Shackmas are here, and here's what you got to do. This is fun. Follow them on social media between now and December 12th. They're going to be posting pictures of these glittery ducks all across the metro. Once they post one, the hunt is on. Find one and win big. Think things like concert tickets, game tickets, gift cards.

0:23.0

And I've gotten word that one of the days will be for tickets in a wild suite with yours truly. But you'll have to beat me to find these ducks. And just a warning, I have a lot of time on my hands and I fight dirty. Follow standard heating and air conditioning to join in the excitement. And remember, get that furnace cranked on before it's too late.

0:40.1

Book appointments now at standardheating.com.

0:41.8

That's standardheating.com.

0:50.8

All right.

0:52.9

Here we go.

0:56.4

Looks as if everyone made it in this morning, and depending on where you're coming from,

0:59.8

reaching your destination should be considered a victory.

1:03.5

You're a wonderful crowd.

1:04.7

Welcome to the 93X Half-Ass Morning Show.

1:08.0

Oh, hopefully if you got somewhere to be this morning,

1:10.3

hopefully you can get there without too much trouble. Again, hopefully if you got somewhere to be this morning, hopefully you can get there

1:11.3

without too much trouble. Again, depending on what neighborhood you're in, you're either

1:17.9

blasting through snow banks or slip sliding on glare ice this morning. Covey, last night I saw a television

1:25.1

meteorologist say that this here, so is the winteriest winter in 20 years.

1:33.2

Yeah, I saw it also was like the coldest in 30, something like that.

1:37.4

It's been December's reminding us where we live so far.

1:41.8

The winteriest winter in 20 stinking years.

1:46.0

It was a little worse out there than I thought it was going to be by this time.

1:50.5

It started like at least by me, it stopped last night.

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