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🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Originally Aired December 11, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. The dangers of Christmas. Everything you wanna know about Serenity Kennel.
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, podcast, pimps? |
| 0:01.6 | Dana here for the fine folks at standard heating and air conditioning |
| 0:04.3 | to ring in the holiday season. Yeah, the 12 days of Shackmas are here, and here's what you got to do. This is fun. Follow them on social media between now and December 12th. They're going to be posting pictures of these glittery ducks all across the metro. Once they post one, the hunt is on. Find one and win big. Think things like concert tickets, game tickets, gift cards. |
| 0:23.0 | And I've gotten word that one of the days will be for tickets in a wild suite with yours truly. But you'll have to beat me to find these ducks. And just a warning, I have a lot of time on my hands and I fight dirty. Follow standard heating and air conditioning to join in the excitement. And remember, get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. |
| 0:40.1 | Book appointments now at standardheating.com. |
| 0:41.8 | That's standardheating.com. The 93x-haired morning show. |
| 0:45.5 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:47.6 | Fair. |
| 1:01.4 | Slowly. Slowly but surely, very slowly, it seems. |
| 1:03.6 | We're approaching our big tomorrow. |
| 1:05.9 | How do I say that, Josh, our big day tomorrow. |
| 1:10.9 | At Rick's Cabaret Gentlemen's Club, welcome everyone to the 93X half-fast morning show. |
| 1:12.1 | We call our big day. |
| 1:14.2 | We call the gimmick Toys Bertotas. |
| 1:20.1 | Get off your sorry ass and go get something for the kids and join our holiday toy drive tomorrow. |
| 1:26.0 | A buddy of mine, just like your friend Linnae, he drops off a bunch of toys every year. |
| 1:27.1 | He's stopping by tonight. |
| 1:45.1 | So once again, just like you offered with Linnae, I'll bring them in tomorrow. And you guys pick what you want. We'll bring the rest of the charity. Awesome. We're very charitable around here. Without a doubt, Josh. We'll take a look at what there is first, and the rest go to the kids. There are plenty of young people out there that need your help. |
| 1:47.7 | We want to play a role and giving them a nice Christmas. |
| 1:49.8 | Here's what you have to do. |
| 1:52.2 | Go on out, pick something nice for a kid. |
| 1:55.4 | Bring that unwrapped toy to the boom boom room tomorrow. |
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