the Patriots, Rob Reiner, Judgmental Friends | Monday Morning Podcast 12-16-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about the Patriots, the great Rob Reiner, and judgmental friends.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, it's Kamel Anjiani. |
| 0:02.0 | My new stand-up special Night Thoughts |
| 0:04.0 | Premiers December 19th on Hulu. |
| 0:06.0 | I promise you're gonna laugh. |
| 0:08.0 | I am an immigrant. |
| 0:10.0 | Are there any other immigrants here? |
| 0:12.0 | Okay, what you can't do is point at someone else. |
| 0:18.0 | Don't miss Night Thoughts on December 19th. Streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers. Terms apply. That wasn't my call. If it was my call, terms would not apply, but it's not my call. Terms apply. Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast. For Monday, December 15th, 2025. What's going on? |
| 0:38.2 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:41.0 | How's it going, man? |
| 0:43.9 | I hope all, everything's going good with you. |
| 0:46.1 | Oh, Billy, Billy Freckles. |
| 0:47.6 | Oh, little Bill, little Billy, the Christmas miracle. |
| 0:50.7 | Two weeks. |
| 0:51.8 | Two weeks. |
| 0:52.3 | I haven't lost my shit. |
| 0:53.5 | I haven't lost my temper in two weeks i'm on the other side |
| 0:56.6 | of it i have a journal i wake up i do my breathing i write down what i'm feeling leaving the door |
| 1:04.1 | open leaving the door open i'm gonna i'm gonna have access to all the feelings so i have options |
| 1:10.0 | for the first time in my life. |
| 1:15.4 | Yeah, it's been unreal, unreal. |
| 1:19.2 | Fucking mind-boggling. |
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