the Patriots, Old School MTV, Drug Names | Monday Morning Podcast 1-26-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Bill rambles about the Patriots, old school MTV, and drug names.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, January 26, 2006. What's going on? |
| 0:12.7 | Oh, I got up a little higher this morning. Why did I get up a little higher? |
| 0:21.1 | Why am I so happy? |
| 0:22.4 | Why am I so excited you may not have asked? |
| 0:26.0 | Because New England just had the biggest sports victory they have had since the Boston |
| 0:33.1 | Celtics won an NBA championship a couple years ago. |
| 0:39.7 | Your Boston Bruins beat the... |
| 0:44.2 | I'm kidding. |
| 0:45.1 | Bruins also beat the Canadians on say. |
| 0:47.9 | I've only seen a couple of highlights. |
| 0:49.5 | How about that fucking dish from pasta knocking it out of the air, |
| 0:53.9 | back door to fucking Morgan |
| 0:55.7 | geeky pulling all the defense to the right. |
| 0:58.8 | He goes back to left. |
| 0:59.7 | He does it. |
| 1:00.1 | Every fucking game, they don't know if he's going to do a little snapshot, a backhander, |
| 1:04.2 | a fucking an apple across the fucking creastode. |
| 1:07.7 | I will tell you this, David Pasternak, his game is, it's like Bergeron and crazy combined. What do you want? |
| 1:16.3 | You want 30, 40 goals? He can do that and he can dish out like 100-something assists every year. |
| 1:22.9 | Some of the, I mean, if there's a better pastor in the league, I want to know who it is because that guy's amazing. |
| 1:29.8 | I remember a few games ago against Chicago when L'OWRae, our defenseman, had two goals. |
| 1:35.4 | It was the end of the game. |
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