THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

A caller talks about a person they dislike who also happens to be the former mistress of well known pizza tycoon. Later a caller resonates with crabs, a caller tries to reach a compromise regarding his partner’s OnlyFans, and a final caller tells me about their controversial money making scheme. Don’t rush. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello there.
0:03.2	Hi, what's your name?
0:04.6	I'm Stephanie.
0:06.6	Hello, I didn't I honestly didn't think you're gonna call.
0:10.3	Well, Stephanie, what's going on? How's your evening going?
0:14.3	It's been good.
0:15.6	I've been watching the stream and took a bath, you know, nice chill night.
0:20.0	Um, all right, Stephanie, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna, you know what I'm gonna do?
0:22.9	I'm gonna read what you texted me verbatim.
0:26.4	Go for it.
0:28.2	My mom is wanting to hang out with Papa John's mistress again. I don't like her. I have tales of the Papa John
0:36.5	with the women in Indiana before the extreme racism, a life of fake tits, helicopters, and vagilizing.
0:46.0	Vagezzling, that is...
0:51.0	That is...
0:52.0	That is... Have you ever heard of Bedazzle Dick?
0:55.0	No, no, you have to explain everything I just read.
0:58.4	I don't know, what's, what's up?
1:10.0	So, I don't know. It is a wild life here in like the north side of Indy. So my mom, one of her best friends from my teenage hood, she I guess got entangled with the
1:20.8	Papa John and she was like his mistress so he would like have his helicopter and come
1:28.6	up to Indianapolis usually around like Indy 500 time and they met and he would just ride her all around with his
1:38.8	helicopter we come up and meet my mom and her friends up here and eventually she got upgraded and moved to Naples, Florida with him.
1:52.0	And that got a little interesting. He bought her a penthouse and bought her a new pair of tits.
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