Hey, hey, what's your name dog?

Uh, Trout.

That's what everybody's always called me.

How's life, Trout's?

It's been great.

I, uh, I went about two months of thinking I was going to be a father, so life's great.

I, I'm... That's great. what, uh, tell me more.

So, you're gonna have to forgive him a little horse.

I've been a little sick lately, but basically I had a ex-girlfriend who I broke up with on Christmas Eve called me to tell me she was pregnant.

So obviously I freaked the fuck out and you know I still didn't talk to her because I was like you know I'd rather have a friend of hers who I gave my number to because I didn't think I was the father based off of what the doc, what she was saying the doctor told us she said she was like three weeks

long four weeks along but it wasn't like far enough for me to not 100% no I was not a father. But just about two weeks ago I got confirmation that she lied about the whole thing and was never pregnant.

So let me get this let me get this straight.

All right on Christmas your ex-girlfriend calls you, tells you that she's

pregnant and you kind of ignore it because you think you weren't the father and you're hitting on her friend and then lady

find out that she ignored the whole thing so she had she gave her friend my

number yeah I gave her friend my number not for the purpose of dating her but for the purpose of like

hey if something changes and this might be my kid please let me know.

But it was like weighing on me for quite a while.

She was very, she had mental issues that didn't come up until later on in our dating.

So I was not 100% sure if she was telling the truth.

I also wasn't, you know, even if she was, you know,

even if she was, I knew she had seen another guy since we broke up and it could be the other guys

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