“I WAS A DRUNK MALL ELF”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

A caller tells me about their time being employed as an elf at a Santa’s Village where drugs, alcohol, and drama were in abundance. Then a caller invites his real therapist to come to my live show with him and talks about his journey through life and fatherhood. How did you do that? I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:04.0	Is this a therapy gecko?
0:05.0	Yes, is this, uh...
0:08.0	You didn't even give me your name?
0:09.0	What's your name?
0:10.0	Or give me a fake name?
0:11.0	You know what, I'm gonna give you a fake name.
0:12.0	I'm gonna call you you a fake name. I'm going to call you John.
0:13.6	So John?
0:14.6	Yes, Ghetto. What's up man? What's up? What's up?
0:18.0	You texted me and you said, I want to talk about how I went from being a Santa Elf to being a clown influencer to being a school teacher.
0:31.0	What is this? You seem like you've had an interesting career trajectory. I'd like to hear about it.
0:37.0	Oh yeah, the pipeline is definitely strange for sure.
0:40.0	Let's start from the beginning.
0:42.0	I started being a clown, or not a clown, I started being a clown years ago.
0:48.0	I started being a Santa Elf because I was kicked out of my mom's house when I was like 17 and so I started
0:56.6	being a clown or not clown elf and it was a really weird experience.
1:03.7	The people there were always on drugs.
1:05.9	And I don't know.
1:10.3	It was just an experience for sure.
1:12.3	I was an alcoholic at the time, so I'd be like a drunk elf
1:18.9	And I don't know it was a weird experience. I lived in a weird house I don't know where to go
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