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Well, hey, what's going on, everybody?

I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distance Show.

Today, it's February 16th, and here's your helpful vaccine tip of the day.

If you've already been vaccinated, it is still important to wear a mask.

Because it's the only thing that hides how happy you are.

None of us want to see that shit busy showing off with your vaccine.

Put a mask on and hide your face, you lucky bastard.

Anyway, on tonight's show, we look at the recent violence against Asians in America.

Roy Wood Jr. tells us about America's black doctors,

and a winter storm is messing with Texas.

Plus, Bull Gates is joining me as our guest.

So let's do this, people.

Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.

From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world.

This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.

Here's an issue.

Let's kick things off with the crazy weather sweeping across the United States today.

Because right now, everywhere in the country, if you look outside your window,

you're seeing snow.

I mean, except for Florida.

If you're looking outside your window, that white stuff you see, and that's probably cocaine.

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