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I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distance Show.

Today is February 15th, which means it's President's Day,

and if you forgot to get your President a gift, don't worry.

All those Valentine's teddy bears at the gas station are on sale right now.

Anyway, on tonight's show, How Stonehenge Gentrified England,

COVID is now made in the USA, and you're invited to Donald Trump's Victory Party.

Plus, Neil Patrick Harris is joining us on the show.

So let's do this, people. Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.

From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world.

This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.

Here's the dish.

Let's kick things off with Stonehenge.

England's second oldest national treasure.

For centuries, people have been visiting Stonehenge,

even though no one knows for sure what it means.

It's basically the ancient version of a Kanye West tweet.

But now, we're learning that if you try to visit Stonehenge when it first went up,

you might not have found it there in the same place.

A dramatic discovery has linked Stonehenge to its original site in Wales.

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