Texas Energy Crisis Deepens | Heather McGhee

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Texans suffer from ongoing extreme winter weather, Dulce Sloan talks to Divine Nine sorority members about Vice President Kamala Harris, and author Heather McGhee discusses "The Sum of Us." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.3	Hey, what's going on, everybody?
0:06.7	I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:10.0	Today is February 17th, and here's your vaccine tip of the day.
0:14.8	If you see a syringe lying on the ground, please don't just assume that it's a COVID vaccine
0:21.5	and injected into yourself.
0:22.9	Don't do that.
0:23.8	I don't know what was in the shot that I took, but I'm definitely addicted to it now.
0:27.2	Anyway, on tonight's show,
0:28.6	Texas is Power Hungry.
0:30.6	Donald Trump is the MC at the Mitch McConnell Rost, and Dulce Sloan uncovers Kamala Harris's
0:36.0	Secret Family.
0:37.0	So let's do this, people.
0:39.2	Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:41.8	From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world.
0:48.2	This is the Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah.
0:52.0	Here's a dish.
0:53.0	Let's kick off the show with the coronavirus pandemic.
0:58.2	It's the reason you keep refreshing vaccine websites like they're selling Coachella tickets.
1:03.4	With over a million Americans getting vaccinated every day, everyone is anxiously looking forward
1:08.2	to a time when they can get back to doing normal things again.
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