The Oxytocin Effect w/ Zara Barrie

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2018

⏱️ 48 minutes

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This week on #InsideTheCloset we're joined by Go Magazine Editor Zara Barrie! Emma literally takes notes on how to be a lesbian, and Matteo's showing his boyfriend around New York. We discuss the energy people put into finding problems, bowls of cigarettes, and whether or not you can keep a public persona from someone you're dating. PS: Emma wasn't talking about meth. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Zara - @Zarabarrie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:05.0	Inside the closet.
0:07.0	Okay, today we are here with a buddy Zara Berry. Zara Berry. Hi Zara Berry.
0:13.6	Zara Berry.
0:14.4	Hi Zara.
0:15.1	How are you guys?
0:16.1	Good, how are you?
0:16.9	I'm good.
0:17.9	What a lovely name.
0:18.9	I love your store.
0:19.9	Oh yeah, you know when I was a kid, I actually told everybody that my parents own that store.
0:24.4	Oh, that's good because kids believe that kind of shit.
0:28.0	Oh everyone I like I sold it I came in with a picture of like the Fifth Avenue location
0:32.0	and I was like yeah this is my store and I was like of like the Fifth Avenue location. Oh no.
0:33.0	Yeah, this is my store and I was like such a great little actress and everyone believed me.
0:38.0	Until somebody like asked their mom and then their mom said that it wasn't true and then I got completely
0:43.5	called out same thing happened to me when I lied and said I was on guts.
0:46.7	Wait what happened?
0:47.7	First of all, what happened when you got called out too?
0:50.7	No. I mean I just had to admit defeat. Were you mortified?
0:53.8	Were you like paying kids?
0:54.8	I told a lot of tall tales like I said I was on guts I was never on guts.
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