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Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Emma's calling into #InsideTheCloset from beautiful Cancun. While she deals with older gays and birds, Matteo talks about Michelle Wolf's White House Correspondent's Dinner. We take questions about moving in together too soon, and how we feel about masculinity. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Voice box coming soon! See us live! Big hunt - http://thebighunt.net/events/ Standup for pride - https://www.aomtheatre.com/event/kicking-off-pride-weekend-with-jessica-kirson-matteo-lane-and-jess-miller-stand-up-for-pride/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:05.0	Inside the closet.
0:08.0	All right, we're back. Once again...
0:11.0	Hey, you said it this time.
0:12.0	I know.
0:13.0	Well, because I'm in the studio and you're in paradise.
0:17.0	Where are you again?
0:20.0	Mexico?
0:21.0	I'm in Cancun and it's really nice. I'm not going to lie. Can you be, I'm never going to Cancun and it's really nice I'm not going to lie.
0:23.4	Can you be I've never gone to Cancun I want to go to Cancun how much
0:26.3	how expensive isn't it? What's the deal like it seems like a difficult thing to do and everyone's doing it?
0:30.9	Well it actually it was super easy I didn't pay for it
0:34.3	because I'm performing so they they like had what out yeah I'm doing a show
0:39.0	girl is it a gay show it's a gay guy it's a show for gay men?
0:43.7	Tell them to book me!
0:45.7	I want to go to Kankuna and get tan?
0:48.5	There was some wires that must have gotten cross.
0:50.8	But what happened was I was, it was really good timing too because I was
0:55.0	feeling like so depressed this weekend like I I think that my travel schedule
1:00.5	like has not been I haven't been like adapting to it well I was like
1:04.2	super depressed and I was like not eating well and then when I got here I like
1:09.2	didn't drink coffee for a day I just let myself kind of like detox and then now I feel like much better but I gotta tell you this I'm kind of nervous for the show tonight because it's all gay men.
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