We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 868.

G.N.0223, certificate number 45999, the Ussick.

I am the Eggman.

They are the Eggman.

I am the eggman.

I am the way around us, go koo koo koojoo.

Now I should say right up front, if you are a, uh, if you are someone who's riding in the car with your kids and listening to Omnibus because it's generally a clean show with no swears.

Soccer moms take note. Or soccer ferns or suck well, fern would have a hard time playing soccer.

But anyway, yeah, like a soccer, like a soccer squids,

sock to pie.

Sock to pie.

If you're listening, this show is going to have some words that are that are strictly, I mean there's nothing purient about it.

Well, no, that's not true.

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