All right, you guys. What are the odds that Rudy Giuliani butt dials the US attorney today and

incriminates himself? Pretty hot? Not zero, which is the most important thing. Yeah, or a reporter

for a prominent New York publication, or he'll just go on TV and do it himself. Yeah, I think the

real question is what are the odds that Rudy Giuliani is on Tucker Carlson's show tonight?

Oh, seems high. Seems the force is strong. Somewhere right now there is an attorney that is

Rudy Giuliani's attorney that surveyed the lay of the landscape and thought, yeah, I'll do that

job. That seems fun. That seems manageable.

Hello, and welcome to rational security. The oops Rudy did it again, edition.

Oh, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, you know, it was like, it was like, it was feeling like a slow

news day and like things were getting back to normal. And then Rudy Giuliani, it's just like, you

know, it's like a cocaine rush just like back into the news street, baby. Or is it like that the

zombie at the end of the horror movie who's just not really dead? They forgot to, they forgot to take

off his head. Yeah, I was actually thinking this is pretty good for Rudy. His answer on. Oh,

yeah, there's no very young woman in a hotel room. Yeah, that we know of. That we know of.

It is he is not in the parking lot, giving a press conference in the parking lot of a landscape

thing, a landscaping company with a porn store next door. And a crematorium? Yeah. Yeah.

This is a pretty good day. All that's happened. It is a search warrant executed against it.

Rudy, you're doing so much better at this. Oh my god. Amazing. Wow. Well, we're going to talk about

that. It is a it is a beautiful day in the remote jungle studios with my friends Ben Wittis,

Tomarkoff and Wittis and Susan Hennessy. Hi guys. It's warm and warm. It's beautiful. It's like

that one week before you guys two hots. Yeah. It's going to go down a little bit. I'm going to

come back up again. We're we're liking this weather. It's been a very nice nice spring to

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