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The One That Got Away PT 4: She Wants To Reconnect With A Guy From 5th Grade?!

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🗓️ 29 August 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Erin, a Bert Show listener, emailed us asking us to contact a guy she had a crush on in fifth grade. She’s 32 years old and has had her fair share of failed relationships. She recently ended things with her long-term boyfriend and thinks that now she is ready to start dating again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Ferture it was supposed to be us looking for the one that got away from the fifth grade.

0:07.6

She's 32 years old now. Then things went sideways and the universe has taken over

0:12.5

them out.

0:13.5

And the battle of the David's. Yes, she is finding herself single recently after going

0:17.7

through a breakup and then she went back in her mental roller dex to think about some

0:20.8

of the guys from her past. She landed on a guy named David who she remembered from fifth

0:24.8

grade quite some time ago. And we looked this David up so that we can see if there was

0:29.1

still something going on between them today. And we found a David problem was it wasn't

0:33.8

exactly the David that she was looking for. But this David was all game. He was like,

0:38.1

I don't know her, but she seems really cute like a good person. So why not let's just

0:41.8

go on a date? Maybe it's destiny. Maybe it's the universe. And so we set the date up

0:46.0

for them to go on it. But then we also found another David who we believe to be the original

0:50.3

David that she was looking for. So at that point, she was conflicted on which David she

0:55.4

should choose. So she still go out with this David that was an accident. She didn't even

0:59.0

really know or should she be more concerned with trying to go out with the actual David

1:03.0

that she was looking for in the first place. She didn't really know what to do. But I believe

1:06.8

we left it at she was going to go on this date with the David. She doesn't know like I

1:10.0

don't know if this David one David to Kristen. I know that you're real specific about what

1:13.6

we should call these David. Yeah, it's new David and old David. It's not David one or

1:18.6

David two. It is not wrong David right David. It is new David and old David. I

1:25.2

still don't think there's anything shady when you are dating, right? I don't think there's

1:29.5

anything shady about dating two people, three people, four people at the same time. So long

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