The Olympics

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Charlie of Loughborough feeds The Olympics into the bean machine for this week’s lukewarm topic. Any of Henry, Mike or Ben could definitely have been a gold medal winning olympian if they’d only had the right opportunities, encouragement, childhood pets, funding, early surgical interventions, talent profile, genetic modification and work ethic so this is a subject close to their hearts.

With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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0:00.0	This podcast is brought to you by Airbnb.
0:02.3	Hosting your place on Airbnb is easier with a co-host.
0:05.8	Think Frang Tuck to Robin Hood if they were running an Airbnb in a 12th century tree.
0:11.6	Find a co-host at Airbnb.com.uk forward slash host.
0:28.0	Is this the week that Henry Packer finally talks about gloves or anchovy butter?
0:29.1	Oh, wow.
0:32.1	I know it's a huge dangler. I can't remember how he left it last week.
0:33.3	It's such a sugary, syrupy, sweet dangleer, sort of carrot...
0:40.3	So glossy maple syrup covered carrot, isn't it, that I dangle?
0:43.3	Yeah.
0:44.3	I've dangled for the audience.
0:46.3	Stuffed full of anchovy paste.
0:48.3	Thuffed full, dripping.
0:51.3	Mmm.
0:52.3	And concealed in the middle finger of a glove.
0:56.2	Mm.
0:57.0	Enrobed in rich Belgian chocolates.
1:00.4	And studded with the finest colabrian anchovies.
1:09.6	That's right.
1:10.7	This summer, M&S are pushing that salt and sweet thing further than it's ever been pushed.
1:16.7	This Uncle's Day.
1:22.1	How are you celebrating Uncle's Day?
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