Chickens
Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad
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🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
The chicken. Tuna Of The Fields. The Bishop’s Rest. The Pauper’s Goose. Captain Susan’s Seed Hoover. El Punzón Que Vuela. The Crap Eagle. That it goes by so many names is, perhaps, proof of its profound impact on our culture through the ages. Katherine of Boston can surely be forgiven then for selecting chickens as this week’s topic for the beans.
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| 0:23.0 | Fords slash host. |
| 0:28.5 | Now, Henry, |
| 0:33.8 | before we go any further, |
| 0:35.5 | in last week's episode, |
| 0:37.0 | you trailed a couple of topics for the intro of this episode. Oh, shit. Yeah. We're very much into B-Continued zone. Do we need the optional recap? If you don't want the recap, if you want to skip recap, just press. Well, just listen to something else. We'll listen to something else, which is generally speaking good advice. Yeah. |
| 1:12.7 | There's some great stuff out there, guys. Anyway, I can't remember what the things you've trailed were. Was one of them, antery butter? I think entry-by butter and gloves. Clubs. I have moved on. I am very much like the spring sparrow. I'm on a leaf. I'm on a branch. I'm under some moss. Or the anchovy butter that turns quicker than you'd hope it would. |
| 1:12.7 | The anchovy butter that turns quicker than you'd hope it would. |
| 1:15.3 | The entry butter that turns virulently. |
| 1:21.2 | With all the accredity of dairy gone off and fish gone off. |
| 1:22.9 | The two worst things to go off, apart from eggs. |
| 1:25.8 | You're a rancid pescatarian cream. |
| 1:28.5 | I am. |
| 1:32.3 | Well, the quickest way to get answers of a boulanger, |
| 1:36.6 | time to a chair and threatened to pour rancid anchovy butter on his legs. |
| 1:39.0 | And you'll get every secret in that town. |
| 1:40.5 | Your Neptune squits. |
| 1:41.6 | I'm Neptune squits. |
| 1:42.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:44.3 | So I think, Henry, if you don't want to embark on gloves and |
| 1:45.1 | anchubber butter, |
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