Moving House
Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
What truly separates mankind from other species is our irrepressible urge to shove things that are far bigger than the aperture of our dwellings into our dwellings. Some members of mankind will, at points in their lives, increase the size of their dwellings or move to bigger dwellings, but it is implicitly understood that the aperture into this dwelling must remain the same size so that oversized objects can still be acquired and shoved through it, thus sating mankind’s purest impulse. Perhaps Roy of Spalding is, as we speak, proudly and sweatily draped across a big thing he has freshly shoved into his own dwelling. Perhaps he is lodged between his front door frame and the arm rest of a sumptuous leather sofa. Either way what is on his mind is moving house and that is this week’s (perpetually relevant) topic for the beans.
With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.
Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
Merch available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com
Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com Insta: threebeansaladpod
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by Airbnb. |
| 0:02.4 | Hosting your place on Airbnb is easier with a co-host. |
| 0:05.8 | Think Fry-Tuck to Robin Hood if they were running an Airbnb in a 12th century tree. |
| 0:11.6 | Find a co-host at Airbnb.com.uk forward slash host. |
| 0:24.9 | Hello and welcome to three bean salad. |
| 0:25.9 | Welcome. |
| 0:30.0 | In the moments before I pressed record, we were having a little chat. |
| 0:33.9 | And Mike was saying, he's been on the road now for a few weeks with this tour, |
| 0:37.7 | and it's time for Mike Wozniak's Tales O'O the road. |
| 0:55.8 | Yeah? |
| 0:58.2 | Quite good jingle there. |
| 0:59.2 | Probably don't need to do anything to that. |
| 0:59.9 | That's just a jingle. |
| 1:04.1 | It doesn't need anything. |
| 1:05.1 | Yeah, baby. |
| 1:05.9 | Yeah, golly. |
| 1:07.6 | Well, it's tales of, |
| 1:09.0 | it's a lot of driving, |
| 1:10.1 | a lot of cheese sandwiches. |
| 1:12.7 | Cheese sandwiches is a euphemism for... Yes. |
| 1:13.7 | Yes. |
| 1:14.0 | For the after party. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Three Bean Salad, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Three Bean Salad and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.