The Hello there, Dunmermiffel Knights, and welcome back to another episode of the Office ASMR,

a podcast to fall asleep to, relax to, and enjoy your favorite

show peacefully.

Tonight we have season 3 episode 10 a Benny Hana Christmas and this is a

super-sized episode it was a one hour Christmas special run time is 41 minutes

and so I'm not even going to worry about the preamble tonight because I want to just get into things

So we'll get the episode started here, make sure your sleep timers are sent, and we are going to start off here with Dwight walking in with a very large goose, dead goose, roadkill that he is very excited about and Pam is shocked

and in horror at what she's seeing while Dwight is extremely excited and everybody is now paying attention

and he explains that look you can save yourself from having to go to the store to get an expensive can of

goose. And Dwight, or you know Jim just kind of cool he walks up but like look I

don't know that we have to go through this Dwight and then Toby comes in.

Toby the fun sucker. He says, look, this time it was dead before I brought it in.

I think there was a, seems to be a prior issue with Dwight bringing in animals possibly to

slaughter or eat and he explains to everyone

Like look this is okay. This was road road kill I brought it in don't have to get this is that

that's the goose crease moment and then Phyllis says look if it was already

dead why not you know we can do it

Creed says something inappropriate and some nights I don't do

headphones I can't hear it

um this is one of those nights. I forgot my precious air pods are somewhere in my house.

I have to tell you, I've gone through, I've purchased seven oh my god I purchased seven pairs of air pods at this point

I got them when they first came out I had a connection at the Apple store. I got them very early. I lost that pair. I got another pair.

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