The Office S03E09 - The Convict (Sleep Podcast)
The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep To
Sleepy Office Fan
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2020
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
These people don't realize how lucky they are. This office is the American dream. And they would rather be in the hole.
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| 0:00.0 | The Hello there, Dunner-Miffle night, and welcome back to another episode of The Office ASMR, a podcast to fall asleep to tonight we are on season 3 |
| 0:27.4 | episode 9 this is the convict directed by Jeffrey Blitz and I can no longer see the writers and so I checked on |
| 0:38.1 | IMDB it says it was Greg Daniels and then IMDb has Ricky Dravets and Stephen Merchant as the writers, but I don't think that would be right, maybe. |
| 0:50.0 | It says they were written by in this episode, Creator, and the other one, Caroline Williams, |
| 0:56.2 | uncredited staff writer. |
| 0:58.2 | Interesting. But anyway. Hmm, interesting. |
| 1:03.0 | But anyway, welcome back to the show. |
| 1:07.0 | I hope everybody is cozy and restful in their beds right now. |
| 1:13.0 | We're going to get into the show here in just a second, |
| 1:16.0 | the premise of the show. |
| 1:17.0 | As you know, I narrate an episode of the office. |
| 1:20.0 | I sometimes give a little bit of tidbits on behind the scene stuff, but the whole point here |
| 1:25.0 | is to give you a calm, quiet, relaxing way to enjoy the office without a screen in your |
| 1:31.8 | face and also you know just something to take your mind I find you know I fall |
| 1:38.0 | sleep to sleep podcasts basically every night now and I think it's always comforting to have something like this and so I'm happy to be here to provide that. |
| 1:48.0 | You do want to make sure your volume is nice and low, nobody has wired headphones on, use a small speaker, |
| 1:55.3 | and make sure your sleep timer is set so that it goes off when you sleep. |
| 2:00.2 | For me, the sweet spot, I've noticed is about 22 minutes. |
| 2:03.7 | If I set my timer for 22 minutes, I'm usually asleep by the end. |
| 2:08.6 | I don't notice it goes off, and I'm not awoken by the next podcast or something else after that. |
| 2:17.0 | If I do like 30 minutes sometimes I'll like wake up, I'll fall asleep and then I'll wake up because the sound will have woken me up or something but |
| 2:25.5 | Just want to make sure everybody's set hope everybody is |
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