You know how that means observational comedy, yeah? Oh, you're a well-entered, aren't you?

And the hotel rooms are being right in observational comedy. I've got a bit of some. Yeah.

Yeah, so I'll do the observational voice, is it? Ah, I've never noticed, like, in the hotel,

in the hotel, the lead on the kettle is so short, you have to put the kettle on the floor next to

the socket, which is really difficult with my brass hand. That's a good one, isn't it? That's a good one.

Seven out of ten. Okay. Ah, if you notice, every time you go in the toilet,

from the air con, and then it goes off after about 20 minutes, then you go for a wee, and it goes

back on and go, oh, god, forgot about that, your brass hand starts to vibrate. Do you like it?

Seven out of ten. Yeah, you turn on the shower and someone set it at about 2,000 degrees,

and it all gets in your brass hand mechanism. Well, you can't work out how to use the stupid plug,

because all the plugs are stupid, so you have to unscrew your brass hand and use that,

you know the plug in the sink. Yeah. How do you use that? What are you meant to press?

So you have to put your brass hand in the oil. See, and the windows are only open, have you ever

noticed? So our mum meant to get me in through there, me brass hand, and show the pigeon. You know

I mean, do you have a show the pigeon? No, but I don't want to dump you to full.

So yeah, you like, I'll be there in a few days. Can I ever go at that?

Good, do it, because I did one last week, no, about putting some petrol in the car,

landing on the five pound exactly, you went, hey kids, you've got a future in this,

so I've dumped some as well. Nice one. I'll tell you we don't say much of these days.

Yeah, I agree. I'll tell you you don't say much of these days. Tommy Cooper, that's a good one,

yeah, you don't. The landline rang the other day, I didn't answer it, could've been anyone,

could've been the IRL. You know, I took my two of my ice cream out the freezer half and

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