The Martin Collection Vol. 1

Athletico Mince

Borthwick Productions Ltd

Sports & Recreation, Comedy, Soccer, Sports

4.8 • 7.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2023

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Here’s a compilation of appearances by M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer, from episodes 81 to 94. (Rec: 24/6/21)

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0:00.0	I will listen to Radio, where you're at, Andrew. And there's a new shorn, you know, Martin from Holmes Under the Hammer.
0:24.0	Yeah, well he does a show now where he goes to football as houses to say and looks around the houses and that's quite a good show.
0:34.0	On the radio. On the radio, yeah. So I recorded one for you. I thought you about that, I love to hear it.
0:43.0	My only problem is I can't do Martin, but I especially can't do him without giving me mouth.
0:49.0	No, no. I hope the listeners are enjoying it. Enjoy listening to your having your picnic during this episode.
0:55.0	Hey well, and welcome. I'm Martin Roberts from Holmes Under the Hammer.
1:01.0	And today I'm the guest of Shorn, Dach! The managing football officer of the Burnley Football Centre.
1:11.0	Hello there, Shorn. Wow, that's quite a beard. Bit unusual, but a high-kate.
1:19.0	Oh Martin, from Holmes Under the Hammer, excuse the smell I'm boiling up some underpants on the hob. They've become very biscuity.
1:28.0	Oh that's alright. It's an unusual smell, a bit different and you don't want a high-kate.
1:35.0	So this is the hallway. You've got a lot of pictures on the wall. Yes, there are all details from my favourite pieces of machinery.
1:44.0	That one there's the Axel bearing from a 24-arm Norfolk potato planter. That one is a warning light from a 2004 Corby.
1:53.0	7007 trousers of press. The big one at the end is the cotter pin from a henkelman jumbo of 42 cannon machine.
2:02.0	Very unusual. Put a like there now. It'll be different. So what's next on the tour?
2:10.0	This is Mikasi. As you can see, the floor is covered in hair. I change it once a week and put it on me turnip patch.
2:17.0	I love turnips. It's a good honest vegetable, you know, unlike kale or fucking god forbid broccoli.
2:22.0	I expect you'll like kale too. You're Martin from Holmes Under the Hammer.
2:26.0	I do. It's a bit different and I like that. So this presumably is the lounge.
2:33.0	And it's dominated by this rather large machine in the centre of the room.
2:39.0	That's me Heidelberg's KLRS single colour offset printing press.
2:45.0	What is it that you actually print?
2:50.0	Word, motivational words for the team to stare at.
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