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Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Athletico Pass Nips. Imagine if you can get

your fun style character with cat phrases such as not on the kitchen table, not now Malcolm.

That's not nice and I resemble that remark. On your first day of a new job you're sent into the

boss's office for a welcome to the office chat. The office stinks of sour milk and the boss

himself is a sweaty human egg wearing a vest and with his cowboy boots up on the table. You see

your opportunity not on the kitchen table you say that's not nice. Oh god you're a one ugly trick.

Oh I resemble that remark. I get out and never ever return. It is of course and it does.

Oh Mr Big Boss with your creeping hair loss. Oh Mr Cowboy face like a sableauk. Oh Mr Eggman

yogurt skin and bread hands like a lump of the damn wrapped in a slice of foil ham.

Oh that and the hello Bob. I quite like that. I don't mind the combo of the vest and the cowboy boots.

I reckon that'll be alright. That's super beautiful. That's super beautiful.

Yeah. With a pair of running shorts. Oh god yeah. You can't beat it. Yeah.

What were those? Do you remember the running shorts? Do you remember the running shorts?

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