The Not So Bitter Ball Hasn’t Even Happened Yet And There’s Already Drama!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 9 February 2023
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying |
| 0:07.7 | a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is |
| 0:14.8 | to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut. |
| 0:22.0 | All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While Stocks |
| 0:27.9 | last, subjects were availability. |
| 0:57.9 | The |
| 0:58.9 | news. |
| 0:59.9 | The |
| 1:00.9 | news. |
| 1:01.9 | So yesterday we read an email to you guys from a virtual listener that was gonna use our |
| 1:07.7 | not-so-bitter ball on Friday night to take one of her friends back out into the wild. |
| 1:16.4 | Even though she's in a relationship with a dude that really, really sucks. So the theory |
| 1:19.8 | here is I'll take her to your singles party. By the way, it is Friday night. Tongue and |
| 1:25.6 | groove tickets are free. You can get them online at Q997 Atlanta dot com. And after she sees |
| 1:30.9 | what's out there, then we can have an intervention with her saying, Hey, did you see all the guys |
| 1:37.3 | that were giving you attention? You are worthy of that. You are worthy of feeling good |
| 1:41.9 | about yourself. And then give her this intervention to say, kick the dude. The guy that's not treating |
| 1:46.5 | you up. Get him out of there. All to open her eyes to the D bag. She's actually dating. |
| 1:51.1 | So I thought it was a great idea. I said yesterday, of course. We will embrace you. We will |
| 1:55.4 | make sure that she has the time of her life. We will set her up with some dudes that are |
| 1:59.3 | there also. Let's do the thing. And I think we, I thought we were done with it. We are |
| 2:03.7 | not. You had the email, Kristian? Yeah. I hate to say it. But the timing of our intervention |
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