Producer Keity Is Going On A Blind SMELL Date After Sniffing Some T-Shirt Stank!
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🗓️ 9 February 2023
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying |
| 0:07.7 | a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is |
| 0:14.8 | to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut. |
| 0:22.0 | All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While stocks |
| 0:27.9 | last, subject to availability. |
| 0:57.9 | The first one is for the next one. |
| 1:06.9 | We didn't go through the official smell dating website though. We decided to go rogue. |
| 1:13.9 | Apparently, it was closed and they only have you submit your odor every so often. |
| 1:21.8 | They do close down. So what it is. It's basically evolutionarily. |
| 1:27.4 | It's scientifically proven that you're compatible based on smell. It's better for your potential |
| 1:31.4 | future offspring. You can tell if a relationship's going to last. It doesn't mean if you don't |
| 1:35.3 | like your partner smell it won't. But bonus points if you do. |
| 1:39.0 | So this company has set it up where they send you a t-shirt. You wear the shirt for three |
| 1:42.8 | days and three nights without deodorant. Then you return the shirt to them. And they send |
| 1:46.8 | you swatches of the other people's t-shirts that were worn. And you smell the samples and |
| 1:52.0 | you tell them which samples you like. And if someone that you like the smell of likes your |
| 1:57.3 | smell back, they'll facilitate the connection. |
| 2:00.0 | So it's no it's no it's Tinder. Yes, no it's Tinder. But you have no idea what they look |
| 2:04.6 | like. And you would be so good. Right with this. |
| 2:08.2 | You would be the man. |
| 2:12.2 | Here's the catch. Can you swipe surgery? |
| 2:17.2 | On this site, they don't even tell you the gender of the person. So you're smelling t-shirts |
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