The Never-Ending January

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

January is still here. Because it won’t leave. Why won’t it leave? Why does every January seem to last five years? On this episode of childproof Gwenna and Tori discuss snow days and library perks. Art contests and alarm clocks. But mostly we just keeping waiting for January to be done. We want to hear from you! Do you have questions, comments, jokes, or anything else you want us to know? Email us: Childproofmail@gmail.com Join our Patreon for pre-show bonus content Video version of Childproof available on Youtube Be sure to check out our other show ⁠Founded⁠ ⁠Preorder Gwenna's new book⁠ Click here to find the ice cream ball Gwenna mentioned Childproof is a part of the Airwave Media network. Please contact ⁠advertising@airwavemedia.com⁠ if you would like to advertise on our podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm going to tell you exactly what you need to do.
0:02.1	Dominate your finances.
0:04.3	Sunday morning, listening to questionable financial advice from the Fintock Bros on his social feed.
0:11.0	Drowning in green.
0:12.7	Scale, scale, scale, scale, scale.
0:14.8	This is the moment Isaac chose to search Barclay's life skills, get some better money intel, and save up for that new skateboard.
0:22.4	We're helping young people become money confident.
0:25.4	Search Barclay's life skills.
0:27.5	Barclays, make money work for you.
0:30.0	Anytime in my life I have tried to nap, I just lay there thinking about things I could be doing instead.
0:34.8	And I can't actually like settle my mind and my body to nap.
0:38.5	So I just get up.
0:40.3	Raising a well-behaved child in Israel requires strict discipline and punishment.
0:44.8	Today we will look.
0:46.1	No the fuck. We will not. Hello and welcome to childproof and airwave media podcast.
1:05.8	I'm Gwen Laifland.
1:07.2	And I'm Tori Phantom.
1:08.3	And this episode goes out to everyone who also feels like the month of January is five years long.
1:15.3	Seriously, why does January, every January feel like it takes an eternity to get through?
1:25.4	Every single time.
1:27.8	It's five years long.
1:30.6	And then like February is super short and not just because it's less days.
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